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ALL IN: CeeDee Lamb Is Now Publicly Laughing At Jerry Jones For Saying He Has 'No Urgency' To Get A Deal Done

Hell yes. This is exactly why I want cameras and mics in front of Jerry Jones as much as possible. The man went from talking about being all in (for this year) and making sure the Cowboys actually win in the playoffs (hilarious thought). Now he's talking about no urgency to get the CeeDee Lamb deal done. That's Business 101 there. Low ball and piss off one of your better players and he'll eventually give in, right? Let's check on CeeDee: 

Oh, I guess he doesn't like it. Seems shocking for a wide receiver who wants to get paid and sees other top receivers across the league getting paid. Wonder what it was? Maybe the fact Jerry Jones is out here claiming he has no desire to get a deal done. That's how you make WR1 feel welcome. Maybe this is what Jerry meant by being all in? Not that he'll pay you this year, just that he wants everyone on the field. Pro football right there baby. That's why the Cowboys are dominant, wait, sources are telling me they haven't made the NFC championship game since 1995. That can't be real right? Surely, the Cowboys have been there in the last 30 years with all the regular season wins. 

God bless the Cowboys. Doesn't matter how much our teams suck, we can join in as a country and laugh that this is happening to them. They really are the gift that keeps on giving, especially in January. All in baby. All in.