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The Truist Park Valet Guy Didn't Know Who John Smoltz Was and Wouldn't Let Him Park Where He Needed

Poor John Smoltz. We already have a team on the field that sucks ass and now our valet guys don't even know Hall of Famers who played 20 years in Atlanta?

I guess now that I think about it, I'm 27 and you probably need to be at least that old to really remember watching Smoltz pitch for the Braves, but I know who Hank Aaron and Phil Niekro are and I wasn't around when they were playing. This presumably 22-year-old kid living in Atlanta has never accidentally come across a John Smoltz highlight or interview?

I'm sure this was a humbling moment for Smoltzie, but I'm glad there was at least something that was able to bring some levity to a baseball team that brings myself and many others nothing but embarrassment and anguish on a nightly basis. We could all use a little laughter after more than four months of watching this bullshit.

Bring the valet guy on the broadcast today so there's at least one enjoyable moment in another shutout loss.