Please Delete: Famous Pornstar Sky Bri Goes On A Podcast And Says That Dave Portnoy, While Good Looking, Is "In His 50s"

As Rico Bosco would say, you're nothing if you don't have your integrity. That's why I couldn't sit idly by and watch this clip this morning without putting out a blog rebutting this preposterous allegation from Sky Bri. I wrote about Sky Bri breaking up with her boyfriend because he was too busy flirting with girls on his YouTube channel after she quit porn for him:

While this may come across as a net positive to some, I learned at a young age that there's two things you can't do: ask a woman her age, or call a 47 year old "in his 50s". I've been blessed with the power of community notes on the X app, and while I can't find the original clip to officially stamp it as #fakenews, this blog will have to do. In the meantime, I'm throwing some prayers to the way of Dave who was miscategorized when it mattered the most.

On that note, it was a refreshing breath of air to hear the other woman on the podcast say that she doesn't care about money. Big win for the small guys. For that, she deserves a Malcolm Smutler-esque slideshow:

P.S. Large is in his 50s as confirmed by his Twitter so this may have just been a classic case of mistaken identity:

Happens to the best of us.