Pour One Out For This Taiwanese Husband Who Became So Fat and Incompetent in the Bedroom That His Wife Began Charging Him For Sex

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NY Post - The unlikely incel, surnamed Hao, had married his wife Xuan in 2014 and had two children, according to the South China Morning Post. However, problems began three years later after his soulmate restricted sex to once a month. 

Two years later, in 2019, Xuan refused to have sex with him at all and reportedly told his relatives that he was “too fat” and “incompetent.” 

Frustrated over the forced abstinence, her pent-up paramour filed for divorce in 2021 but walked back the lawsuit after she promised to work on their relationship. Hao even registered their home in her name.

But Xuan reverted to her old sex-blocking ways shortly after, reportedly charging him $15 whenever he wanted to make love or even talk.

I couldn't find a photo of the couple in question, so I went with Taiwanese actress Shu Qi sitting next to Ronald Lee, owner of Chong Hing Jewelers. They are not a couple. I cannot confirm or deny whether or not she has ever charged him for sex. But I thought maybe if they made a movie about this couple that they could play them. 

In regards to the actual "story", first things first, that's prostitution. Prostitution is illegal in Taiwan (except in "special zones", and as of 2023 Taiwan is yet to open any of these "special zones"). If I were this man who's wife was so repulsed by his very existence that she charged him $15 to not only have sex, but to even speak with her, I would have played the prostitute card in the divorce proceedings. I feel like if you tell a judge that the wife who you once loved has begun whoring herself out to fat, incompetent men, you'll probably get custody of the kids.

I do always appreciate how blunt Asian cultures are when it comes to calling people out for weight gain. There's no beating around the bush. If you let yourself go and put on some pounds, your friends and family members will look you in the eye and say, "Hello John, you're looking fat as shit today." 

It would be like if we all treated each other the Barstool tweets Dana Beers every time he puts on 5 pounds.

And if it's your husband… if your husband puts on a little weight… and on top of that has a terrible dick… you're going to do as his wife did and call up his relatives to say, "Hello Uncle Lee. Hope things are well. Just wanted to call and let you know that your nephew is a gross fat disgusting human who can no longer satisfy me in the bedroom. Have a great day." 

The telling his relatives part seems a little too far. At least have the common decency to say you "fell out of love" with him. Or that he doesn't show you enough attention. Or that he's broke. Or that he's gay. Or that he whacked you over the head with a frying pan and spit on your children. Literally anything else than informing your husbands parents (and the entire world for that matter considering this has somehow made American news) that he doesn't fuck well. I mean this man must be truly repulsive for her to have that much distain for him that she wanted to put him on blast like that. But I suppose I'll tip my cap to her for being honest. They say honesty is the best policy. It's very often not. But if it helps her sleep at night, then good for her. 

Pour one out for our friend Hao. He's surely been going through it the lest few years. Hopefully this divorce will be the start of a new, better chapter in life for him. And maybe try losing some weight, acquiring a BlueChew prescription, and changing your identity and moving cities entirely. You can't have this story attached to your name.