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I Don't Know Who Marlon Humphrey Is, But He Needs To STFU About Simone Biles

You know whats literally disgusting? Being an irrelevant cornerback on a team that stinks! Hey Marlon, once you accomplish maybe one good thing in your life, then MAYBE JUST MAYBE you can comment on Simone. Rebecca Andrade is a fucking beast, coming back from THREE knee injuries to get gold for floor. She deserves respect, just like any other athlete does. God forbid someone else gets gold. Ever heard of sportsmanship? 

What about you praising another football player? NOT on your team! How DARE you Marlon!!!??? Maybe Marlon is just salty. I would be too if I consistently lost in the playoffs. Every year. I hate that I'm even giving this guy some publicity, but don't come after my girls. Jordan and Simone are 10000000x more respected athletes than MARLON HUMPHREY. Please, take a seat.