Don't Try To Enter This Bouncer's Bar With Shorts And A Backpack On Or He'll Give You A Scene Straight Out Of A Movie Instead

Listen, it's a quiet Saturday on the Internet. The dog days of summer are real, and besides the Ol*mp*cs, what else is there to even talk about? This video is going viral today and I can't stop watching. This bouncer thought he was in a real life movie and this poor fella just wanted to grab a delicious real vodka real fruit juice High Noon with his boys.

I tried finding out where this was, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were NYC. Any person who has ever gone out here can tell you various stories of bouncers like this who clock in and leave it all on the floor. The worst part about this cringe fest is what was the other dude supposed to do? Keep talking and get tossed around by a guy quadruple his size? Did bro think he was Homelander?

He gave him a love tap on the end like he was telling him good game out there, I know we got 40 pieced by our rival but we'll get them next time. I gotta tip my cap where it's due, his acting acumen is no joke. We'll see you on the big screen in no time big man, but until then, try not to traumatize any poor fellas into never going out another day in his life. 

P.S. Obligatory old funny skit about bouncers: