City Of Champions: Jason Kelce Takes Down US Women's Rugby Player In Arm Wrestling
Winning is a habit. It becomes a way of life. If there's one thing that winners do, it's win.
Jason Kelce is a winner. Unfortunately for him, the rest of the world sucks ass at American football so he never had a chance to compete in the Olympics in his natural sport. If football were in the Olympics, he'd be a 4x gold medalist by now. But alas, the rest of the world is Charmin Ultra Soft. So Jason Kelce will instead just have to settle for taking down Olympic athletes in arm wrestling matches.
His first victim in Paris was US women's rugby sevens player Nicole Heavirland. Now here's where things get a little dicey. Heavirland went to Army West Point. So was Jason Kelce disrespecting the Troops here by pinning her? Or was he being so respectful to the Troops that he didn't want to take it easy on her just because she's a woman? I guess it's all a matter of point of view. What we can't debate, however, is the fact that Jason Kelce came out victorious in this heavyweight bout. Because the man is a winner, and that's what winners do.