Sky Is Blue, Water Is Wet, Mets & Yankees Fans Fight After Subway Series Like Dumb Animals
Classic! I don't know what/who started this brawl at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday evening because the video kicks off mid-chaos, but according to witnesses it got a little worse when, "a male fan wearing a pinstriped Yankees jersey attempted to push one of the female combatants, which prompted a fan in a Mets jersey to try and push him back".
The opening scene backs that up because we have a Mets gal yankin' a Yankee down by her hair as an Older Mets Mom casually looks on. You go to this series long enough it's par for the course.
Then we have a Mets guy ripping a Yankee guy's top off, paving the way for our main character, Shirtless Yankee Douche:
Now bare chested and full of rage, Shirtless Yankee Douche makes a bee line for his main Mets Nemesis on the other side of the fight. Whilst en route he knocks down Baby Blue Shirt Dude (who is caught by his friend) & leaps past the Hair Grab Gals:
Then Shirtless Yankee Douche reaches his target & connects with Mets Nemesis so effectively the guy went flying like a Juan Soto bat toss.
Fortunately Mets Nemesis is (guessing here but am 100% confident in saying this) hammered enough that he doesn't feel his head hit the concrete & he pops back up like a whack-a-mole, only to be pushed down once again by another guy whose whole butt pops out in the process. Thought we were about to see a fly ball.
It pans back to a quick check-in on the Hair Grab Gals who, don't worry, are still grabbing hair while Older Mets Mom reminisces on the good old days when she tore at Yankee scalps, too.
Quick intermission in the fighting for Shirtless Yankees Douche to walk around yelling, as one does.
In an unexpected twist, it appears things are about to calm down when we zooms over to the Hair Grab Gals to possibly de-tangle them? It almost looks like he's helping them up but that they're helplessly tied together:
But nope! Things pick back up again when Mets Nemesis once again gets his grape smacked onto the ground:
Followed by, you guessed it, more of that same Yankee ass:
The video ends with another big clump and apparently no end in sight. And yet we still call Philly the scumbags… ::sigh::