Has Any NFL Team Ever Considered Signing Simone Biles To Fly Through The Air On Short Yardage Situations?
We all know that the NFL is a copycat league. But time and time again, teams are finding out the hard way that they can't just copy what the Eagles do with the 'Brotherly Shove' in order to pick up 1-2 yards at a 90% rate. So if teams can't just replicate the Brotherly Shove on their own, it's time for someone to think outside of the box and come up with a new short yardage cheat code of their own.
Answer: Simone Biles.
What is stopping a team from signing Simone Biles, handing off the ball to her in motion and letting her take a running start while an offensive lineman crouches down and allows her to use his back as a springboard? If all you need is 2-yards, then there's no stopping Simone Biles from flying through the air and over every defensive player. Especially not when you're down at the goal line and all she needs to do is break the plane.
Her husband is currently on the Bears. They fucking stink. It's not like they have any legitimate hopes of winning a Super Bowl this year, so why not at least take a chance on adding Simone to the roster? She'll be able to join the team at training camp once the Olympics wrap up and she's done adding another 4 gold medals to her collection. Just a thought.