The Nerds Have Finally Won. The Olympic Esports Games Have Been Created By The IOC

There used to be a time where if you wanted to be an Olympian, you needed to be forcibly removed from your home at 10 years old and sent to an academy to train for 19 hours a day. You'd wake up and train, eat a few raw eggs for breakfast, train some more, have an unseasoned chicken breast for lunch, train again, eat a few pieces of steak for dinner, train, and finally get some sleep for 4 hours before you'd have to wake up and train some more. All in the hopes of one day being able to represent your country as one of the best athletes on the planet. 

And now what? You have some little 12-year-old shit head who stays up all night eating a family sized bag of Doritos and gassing a 2 liter of Mountain Dew while playing the newest Call of Duty getting to call themselves an Olympian? Someone who can barely even walk a mile having a chance to win an Olympic gold medal? 

It's no coincidence the world started going to shit once everyone got on their anti-bullying agenda. The moment people were allowed to refer to video games as "Esports" without getting their head dunked in a toilet was when the jocks in life have finally lost control over the nerds. Instead of publicly mocking these dorks for staying inside all day playing video games, we just gave them the opportunity to call themselves Olympians. It's a joke. A money grab, for sure, but a joke nonetheless. Moral of the story is that it might already be too late, but bullying needs to make a comeback immediately just in case we still have time to set the world back to normal. 

@JordieBarstool