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Superstar: Nick Saban Made Sure To Talk To Brian Daboll Before The Draft And Let Him Know That Malik Nabers Is A 'Fucking Problem'

Welp, that settles it. The Giants got a fucking problem, a No. 1 receiver, a future superstar. I'm not going to doubt Nick Saban who would never lie to Brian Daboll. No one ever lies to their friends and former co-workers. That's just something that people don't do. That's precisely why I'm sitting here drooling over Malik Nabers and even with Daniel Jones think he can be a star. Then again, I have this video to watch to help with that. 

I actually thought last night's episode of Hard Knocks was the best one yet since it made it clear what Joe Schoen planned on doing during the Draft. He tried to trade up for a quarterback and that failed. So he said we're staying at 6 if Nabers or Marvin Harrison is there. If not trade back to 9 and hope to get Bowers or Rome. It's almost like he knows what he's doing and John Mara is an annoying old fuck of a boss who tries to screw things up. Him talking about having palpitations if the Giants made a trade? Come on dude, get out of the office and just cut the checks. 

All I know is if Nick Saban calls a man a fucking problem before you draft them, you got the pick of the draft. Might even be a steal, which I don't think the No. 6 overall pick can be. Nick Saban has always been a Giant at heart. He always seemed like he'd be the coach or on staff or something with the Giants. At least now he's basically helping Brian Daboll with the Draft.