'Sanders I Can Hold Your Balls Better' - Former MTSU Punter Kyle Ulbrich Is Hoping To Get A Tryout By Holding Signs Outside Of The Dolphins Facility

You know what? I love this move. People always say you gotta stick out in order to get a job. You need to do something different, find a way in. This is how you do it. You show up, you put your resume on that sign and you hold it for hours on end. Eventually it'll get picked up by the Internet, the Dolphins will see it and people will try to bully them into giving you a tryout. It's smart if anything else. Plus, what do the Dolphins have to lose? We're talking about a punter here. Bring him in for a tryout and see what happens, feels like half the punters and kickers in the league just rotate teams throughout the season anyways. 

He's not even just staying in the facility parking lot too. He's taking it to Twitter to show what he can do: 

Tony Romo is jealous of that hold. Sneaky smart to put up that he's undefeated in Hard Rock too. There's at least one person in the Dolphins organization who will see that and think it'll change up the juju of the franchise. I mean we're talking about a team begging for a playoff win. It's been decades. They need anything to help change that. Maybe it's the punter with signs talking about balls outside the team facility. 

I would say dump the lame Ulbrich for punter 2024 sign and add more stats to another sign. People don't care about, people want to see the stats. It's also 2024, find a board that will just play your highlights on loop and hold it up. That or you gotta start launching balls to the building. Show them what you have to offer. Signs are step 1, take it up a notch now. 

Look, he's not even asking for much. Minimum contract, a tryout. Let him in!