Breaking: Joe Burrow Shaved His Head!!

WHOA ! Big news out of Cincy as Joe Burrow chopped off his locks. Now I want to make it like Joe's hair is the singular reason for his success but it definitely gives him aura. It makes him look cool as shit. Which even fans of division rivals have come to learn Joe is.

I don't think his hair makes all that much of a difference but this will 1000% take some getting used to. Burrow and his locks were a tradition you felt comfortable with on Sundays, and now he looks like he's entering a service academy or training as a first responder. Both of which I'm sure he'd be great at because that what he does ... cool shit. But QB1 is supposed to have long locks. I think the Bengals will be fine this year, but don't be shocked if after any loss, radio stations are clamoring he never should have cut them. 

Final thought - Vince Chase cutting his hair on Entourage may have been when the show jumped the shark. Just my two cents.