You Know You've Had a Great Convention When Your Daughter-in-Law Can't Keep Her Hands Off Herself on National TV

Say what you will about Donald Trump. But there's no denying the man has a predisposition for surrounding himself with strong, powerful, influential women. Over the past four days, that trait was on full display. From Amber Rose:

... to my personal favorite, Attorney Alina Habba:

… to Mrs. Trump:

… to his daughter-in-law, Kimberly Guilfoyle, who used to be on Fox News but now does a podcast:

Guilfoyle is a woman of such diverse interests that she used to be married to then-Mayor of San Francisco, now Governor of California Gavin Newsom, and is now married to Donald Trump, Jr. Which - if the rumors dominating the news cycle are correct and the Democrats are planning on making a change at the top of their ticket - means she might be married to the son of one candidate in this race and the ex-wife of the other. Making her the most sought-after interview subject in the world between now and November. 

And, it makes her uniquely qualified to weigh in on Thursday night's festivities as her father-in-law was officially nominated. And she expressed her opinion, not in words, but in actions. Making it clear just how excited she was:

Can you really blame her? Between the aforementioned ladies to Hulk Hogan tearing his tank off:

… plus add Kid Rock and Dana White, the whole week was too erotic to bear. The most hyper-sensuous political convention since JFK was Eiffel Towering Marilyn Monroe with his brother back in 1960. If anything, you have to admire the restraint shown by Guilfoyle and everyone else in Milwaukee that didn't turn the night into an all-out Lemon Party. If nothing else, she and Trump's team deserve credit for making the most boring quadrennial event imaginable mildly entertaining. Hopefully the Democrats do likewise in a few weeks. America won't mind if the nominee's family can't keep it in their dresses. It's how democracy should work.