Everything To Play For: Declan Rice Has No Idea How To Drink A Beer, Promises To Have His First One If England Wins Euros

How the hell do you play for England and never have a normal beer? I know the Brits do the shandy thing with the lemonade. Not for me. I'm an American, give me a regular ass beer. But now I kinda want to see this. I need to see a grown man hold his nose to drink a beer like a little kid jumping in the pool. Those kids were even weird. If you're a nose-holder to jump into the pool, you were always judged. That's the correct way to grow up. 

I just hope we get a Chris Bosh situation. 

Again, I don't know how you live in England, play soccer and don't know how to drink a beer. You get it, crack the top and sip. That's it. Don't you dare hold your nose. I'd say you may have to strip England of the title if Declan Rice drinks a beer that way. Actually, it just confirms how much I'm cheering for Spain. They won't have any problem drinking, they'll know how to celebrate.