BOMBSHELL: Livvy Dunne Announces She's Returning To LSU For Her 5th And Final Season

Listen, there's nothing happening on the Internet today besides *checks notes* the Mets sucking yet again and an influencer getting "exposed" for having an OnlyFans before he got famous. That was until 2:25 PM EST when LSU broke the Internet and the sports world again. We've heard a lot about "who's the next Livvy Dunne", "what am I gonna do now that Livvy Dunne has retired?", "who will replace our NIL queen Livvy?" over the last month or two since they won the national championship:

The good news is that she's not going anywhere and we get a fifth and final year of Livvy, in between being girlfriend of the year for her MLB flamethrower boyfriend. It'd be easy to cue the "I'm not fucking leaving" Belfort meme like it's 2017 Twitter, but instead here's a slideshow and it's time to watch some film to get ready for the next gymnastics season when LSU will inevitably repeat:

Oh and if you're into that kinda thing, Livvy apparently has a "Passes" page which provides her fans with exclusive content. No free ads though so go find that yourself.

Geaux Tigers go!