Pathetic: The BBC Put Out A Formal Response Explaining They Aren't Mean To Ronaldo Because So Many Losers Complained About Them Calling Him 'Misstiano Penaldo'

First off, I still can't believe we have a BBC here. One of those things you don't think of the British Broadcasting Corporation first. Porn has ruined that word/acronym more than possibly anything else. Tough break for the Brits. Second, funny is funny. Calling Ronaldo 'Misstiano Penaldo' is fair game. He also doesn't play for England, so why the fuck are you complaining anyways? Have some respect and cheer for England and other big names to lose. Seems like the smart thing to do. 

Best part of this all? Portugal won the match still. It's the match against Slovenia:

Think we all can agree it's Ronaldo and his family coming in and complaining about the nickname right? That's something he would do. Dude can't handle any sort of joke or criticism so I just assume he flipped his shit when he saw it. You miss a PK for a chance win before a shootout and guess what? You deserve to get made fun of. Wonder how he's reacting to this after they lost the next match: 

Just know we will never apologize for being mean if people miss a PK. That's a promise.