The Best Team In Baseball Almost Has Their Entire Infield Starting In The All-Star Game

Ho diddly hum hum there goes this team again just doing the damn thing. Simply a Bryson Stott short of the entire doggone IF starting the All-Star Game. Love to love it. Bryce is Bryce, so him getting the most votes in the NL isn't really newsworthy. Just another day for the man. But it's gotta be a great feeling for Bohmer and Turner to get their well deserved nods to start in the Summer Classic. Seriously. Remember when Alec Bohm committed 3(!!!) errors in one inning and fucking hated this place two years ago? Or when Trea Turner needed a standing O to get his dick back on straight last year?Yeah, safe to say both have settled into South Philly quite lovely. 

Oh and Bryce Harper wins his 2nd NL Player Of The Month in a row while Christopher Sanchez gets NL Pitcher Of The Month for June. We're going to need the footage of Topper telling the team ASAP. For business reasons, of course. Maybe some personal ones, too. 

56-29. Best record and team in baseball. Getcha merch for Red October is nigh.