The Prince Tyrese Maxey Finally Receives A Much Deserved 5-Year, $205 Million Max Deal

Well you can go ahead and give this one the ol' Mark Zumoff "YES" treatment. Good for Tyrese, great for Philly. Maxey is exactly what you want out of a person and athlete in your city. And it's beyond refreshing to see someone like this young gentleman be rewarded. It's amazing what a franchise can accomplish when almost 30%(!!!!!) of the cap space taken up by Tobias Harris is suddenly let loose. Anyone with eyes can see what a talent this kid has become, and it could be just the tip of the iceberg. Last season, Maxey averaged 25.9 points and 6.2 assists for the Sixers which included nearly 30 points a game in the opening round vs. the Knicks. Mad Max is ready to unleash his superstar shit on the world. Be ready. 

Embiid. Maxey. George. Big 3 time, again, baby. Now hit 'em with the hot take that doesn't mean dick anymore but let's get some clickies, Timmy Bontemps! 

Congats to Max Contract Maxey. May you live long and prosper in South Philly with multiple advances past the 2nd round of the playoffs. Now CUE IT!.