THE NOVA KNICKS HAVE FULLY ASSEMBLED AS LEON ROSE SWINGS A DEAL FOR MIKAL BRIDGES

CUE THE MOTHERFUCKING MEME!!!!!!

LEON YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH!!! I WAS LICKING MY WOUNDS FROM AARON JUDGE DROPPING A BOMB TO TURN A METS LAUGHER OVER THE YANKEES INTO A TIGHT GAME, SO LEON INSTANTLY FORCED WOJ TO DROP A BOMB OF HIS OWN TO GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND UNITE ALL OF NEW YORK. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK THE NETS WOULDN'T MAKE A TRADE WITH THE CROSSTOWN TEAM THAT HAS MADE THEM INVISIBLE IN THEIR OWN CITY FOREVER. BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE MIKAL KINDA FORCED THEIR HANDS BY SAYING HE'D BECOME A NOVA KNICK BY HOOK OR BY FOUNTAIN PEN.

AS FOR THE ACTUAL TRADE, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE DRAFT PICKS BECAUSE THEY ARE MOSTLY THE KNICKS PICKS, WHICH WILL BE 30 WHEN THEY GO 82-0 EVERY YEAR BEFORE THEY BECOME PICK 32 AFTER EXPANSION FINALLY HAPPENS, ALONG WITH THE OTHER PICKS THEY HAVE AND ACQUIRED OVER THE YEARS. 

I'M ALSO NOT WORRIED THAT THIS MEANS OG IS GONE BECAUSE FRED KATZ TWEETED THIS.

I KNOW THAT THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT OG IS DEFINITELY COMING BACK. BUT I AM CHOOSING TO TAKE IT AS GOSPEL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE OG IS NOT A KNICK. 

THIBS WILL ALSO BE HARD PRESSED TO GO FULL THIBS ON MIKAL BRIDGES CONSIDERING HE MAY BE AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE SUPERHERO.

Okay, I'll stop typing in CAPS now that the shock has worn off and the nerves are gone after the Mets pulled out the win.

Anyway, the Nova Knicks are real. The vibes are immaculate. The offseason has officially begun and I can't wait to see where we go next.

Alright, vibes just took a big hit.

But we'll let the chips fall where they may once free agency beings. Until then, we watch a bunch of college buddies tweet at each other like they are our pals from college.

Speaking of which, I know that the Thibs deal is almost definitely in the phase of crossing the T's and dotting the I's after he dragged a team of corpses to 50 wins, the 2 seed, and Game 7 of the Eastern Semifinals. But the longer those negotiations linger, the longer my dumb brain is going to think this is possible.