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People Secretly Filming The Rookie Cop Who Arrested Justin Timberlake For DWI While He's Out With His Friends Are The Biggest Losers On The Planet

Jesus Christ can we give it a rest please? Honestly. This cop is not the bad guy. He's a dickhead, but he's not the bad guy. The media is acting like he's in the wrong because he pulled someone over for a DWI. And don't me get wrong I understand that he's been a nightmare, but at some point you have to let it go. "He looks super unbothered!" No shit. What do you want him to do? Agonize over the arrest for the rest of his life? Lock himself in a dark room and contemplate every decision he's ever made? NOT go on his friend's boat when it's 1000 degrees out in middle of the summer? Give me a break. Let the man live. 

That said, I hope that all this media coverage has taught our friend a valuable lesson - stop being an asshole. I know you're probably reading this right now because you're 23 years old, so here is my advice...relax. We get it, you're new on the force. You want to make a name for yourself and prove that you're doing your job which is fine, but by all accounts you're doing too much. From the Daily Mail...

But in the three short months he's been on the force, he's already become known for his pull-over attempts, earning himself a nickname of 'the Sag Harbor Nazi' and a 'little red-headed dipst' among the Hamptons' wealthy residents.  

Spencer, a writer from Shelter Island, is one driver who claims he's had an unpleasant encounter with Arkinson. He was recently trying to find a parking spot before meeting a friend for dinner in Sag Harbor when he performed a quick U-turn. 


Arkinson pounced when he spotted him make the turn.

'I was surprised he pulled me over,' he said. 

'It was off season, and no one was around. It was a dkhead move. I felt like he pulled me over just for the sake of doing it.' 

Know your audience, officer. You are in SAG HARBOR. The people you're policing are some of the wealthiest in America and you're making enemies out of them. How stupid can you be? And the same goes for the idiots filming him. Stop acting like he's ruining your life by doing his job. You've got it pretty damn good. If you want him off the force I'm sure you can find a way to make that happen that doesn't include harassing him while he's on a boat. 

Alright that's it. I'm done writing about this story and I hope everyone else is too. Thanks for reading.