Dave Portnoy Has Placed A MASSIVE Bet On The Philadelphia Phillies To Win The World Series

GO PRES GO! STILL SALT OF THE EARTH! THE TRUE CAPTAIN OF PHILLY!!!

What a ballsack drop of a bet. And a great look ahead it is, again. Assuming everyone stays healthy (after JT gets back, of course), +600 is best number you're probably gonna get for the remainder of the season. It just is. Same thinking goes for Bryce Harper currently sitting at +200 for his 3rd MVP (Ohtani leads the odds right now at -105). These are immaculate vibes for a team that I have been saying all year have that Destiny It Shit going down, but from a pure life perspective it's comforting to have one of the best Big Game gamblers walking the Earth today in our corner:

$6.9 milly in winnings in under a year. And what's nuts is it could've been more. The only Big Game loss he's really had ended last night in a Game 7 heartbreak where Edmonton almost shocked the universe. So, yeah, safe to say the man is reading the board well right now. And we should all be thankful he's now pulling for the Phillies.  

Go Pres Go, baby. People are all up in my social media feeds saying it's an absolute disaster for ol' Phils supporter Smitty here because Dave has been on the record of hating my existence for the past 15+ years. Um…so why is it a bad thing? Because I might get shit on if the Phillies lose? Newsflash, reality. I'm gonna get shit on no matter if the Phillies win, lose, or collectively cure cancer while simultaneously gifting Dave a zillion dollars. Still, it'll be nice to have some added Fightins support if they make it back to The Fall Classic. Can you imagine a Yankees/Phillies WS with the New York Goombas in the office vs. Dave? Good GOD. Can't wait. Especially since last time going up basically solo against lifelong baseball superfan/historian Tiko Texas took generations off my life…

Go Phils. Buy merch below. Red October is going to be one for the ages.