Bryce Harper Broke Out The "Hawk Tuah" And Spit On That Thang With This Double

This is why Bryce Harper is the showman. You couldn't make it a single scroll through social media today without the Hawk Tua girl popping up on your timeline. The thing about that girl is that she rocks. She hits everybody's sweet spot. So the fact that everybody online is chronically horny to begin with means that some chick talking about spitting on that thang is obviously going to go haywire on social. 

Now most professional athletes might act like they're "above" such behavior. They'll act as if they aren't just as online as the rest of us. That they are solely focused on the game. But not Bryce Harper. He knows what the people want, and he's going to give it to them. So if that means he needs to spit on that thang after roasting a double against the Diamondbacks, then he's about to hawk one up. Ya get me?

@Jordiebarstool