June 14th is My & Donald Trump's Birthday. Whose Party Are You Going To?

In addition to being Flag Day, June 14th is my and Donald Trump's birthday. I was born in '56, and Donald in '46. We're both a lot of fun to party with, but if you had to choose, whose B-Day party are you going to?

For my 30th, my wife hired a belly dancer... 

For my 60th, my son and his friend Chubbs roasted me…

Remember, I invented the Birthday Swipe (Donald did not!) 

And then, for my 61st, I tied Roger Maris (my favorite Yankee) by swiping out 61 candles! 

Now, for my 68th birthday, I'm showing absolutely no signs of slowing down. There will be Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream for any and all young ladies willing to go topless! It's a party you won't want to miss! Or, if you choose, you can party with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago...

In the comments, let me know whose party you'd most want to attend, mine or Donald's… Happy Birthday to me!