'Two To The Left. Two To The Right. Down The Middle. Leave The Drizzle' - Randall Cobb Laid Out The Only Scientific Sex Plan To Have A Son

I feel like I am well-versed enough to write this blog. Not because I did this, nor can I control this sort of stuff during sex. But the fact I'm 2-for-2 on having sex and it resulting in boys. I'm 100% confident I did nothing like this. For the sake of my wife, I won't go into detail here, but I know there was no counting, no left to right movement. Bumpy? Sure. Fast? Absolutely. But 6 pumps and thinking about going left and then right? No shot. 

Now, who am I to argue with Randall Cobb? I would never do such a thing to a Kentucky legend. I would never look Randall Cobb in his eyes and tell him his sex plan mixed with science is wrong. He clearly has a plan and it worked out for him considering he has three sons. Three for three is better than two for two and he has science. 

Gotta admit though this sort of sex plan sounds easier than, I don't know, putting together something with beer games. You know how hard it is to call people and organize something? That's tough. But this is an important PSA for any person out there trying to specifically have a son. I don't know if people feel the need to have a daughter or son when they are trying to have a kid, but it's simple. Two to the left, two to the right, down the middle, leave the drizzle. It's basically the sex version of the cha-cha slide. Simple until you're in the moment, like Nick. 

Don't take it from me, take it from NFL player Randall Cobb, two guys who went to Kentucky and only have sons. This is how you do it.