The Next Big Work Out Craze Is A Bunch Of Girls Acting Like They Are Having Sex With Each Other At The Gym

I know, I know. Out of all the shlubs here at Barstool, most people would say I'd be one of the last professional idiots at this company who should be weighing in on what the next major exercise revolution is. 

My retort however is that I did just win the Vegetables Draft on the Dog Walk last week that included noted veggie superfan Chief, noted internet chef Chef Donnie, and noted food lover Mintzy who felt some sort of way about okra.

So clearly I have a little bit of knowledge about health rattling around in this dumb brain of mine, even if I employ it in a "Do as I say, not as I do" style, and that knowledge says that girls fake fucking at the gym is about to become the next big thing. 

I'm not saying it'll be happening at your local Planet Fitness that hosts Pizza Fridays or hardo gyms where crazy musclehead monsters are whipping chains around. But some gym is going to follow suit for this just because the numbers that tweet did in a day is, to borrow a phrase, bananaland and the best way to market your product in 2024 is to go super viral.

I'm not promising that this type of workout will lead to success however considering Erotraverse Fitness apparently closed its doors in mother country Russia.

After doing some more research, it appears that the gym has been closed for 5+ years based on that was the last time their YouTube channel posted something.

Based on that timeline, there's a chance that fuccboi COVID claimed yet another business. However, these videos from yesterday with words Drago could read tell me that we may have a comeback story brewing in Moscow.

Maybe all we need is this beautiful form of exercise to catch on in America in order to ease the tense at best relations between the East and the West these days. So to all the people that own a gym, you know what to do for world peace. Or at least a nice bump on all your socials.

I also wouldn't be doing my job as a Barstool blogger without including this legendary work out music video at the end of the blog considering this video lived on this site back in the day.