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One Hell Of A Model American: Scott Hanson Helped People In A Car Crash, Stopped Some 'Clown' From Exploiting It On Social Media/Tampering With Evidence

When you think of model Americans some come to mind right away. Bill Raftery, Clem (it says so in his Twitter bio) and Scott Hanson. For those of you who think this is some weird look-alike or AI or whatever else the Internet can do to fuck around, allow me to prove it is Scott Hanson: 

Hero. Love that he checked on everyone in the crash first, then decided to take matters into his own hands. He's not going to let one of these asshat, jackwagon clowns get away with exploiting a situation. We really as a society should have the right to citizen arrest and/or just punch a bunch of times anyone who tries to do a TikTok in this situation. Feel like everyone in the world with a brain would understand and all agree to the terms. 

That said, I still don't understand the watermelon. The hell you gonna do with a watermelon? That guy should be lucky that Scott Hanson didn't go take it from him and hit him over the head with it. Instead Scott made sure to film him and make sure he didn't tamper with evidence. I will say, we need to send out the manhunt for the Internet. He jetted when police came out, someone has to be able to identify said jackwagon. 

What can't Scott Hanson do? He delivers us Red Zone through fire alarms. He doesn't go to the bathroom. He helps out people in car crashes. Like I said, one hell of a model American.