This Video Recapping Everything That Happened In House Of The Dragon Season 1 Is A MUST WATCH Before Season 2 Kicks Off On Sunday Night

I usually don't throw any videos longer than 90 seconds onto a Barstool blog because most of our attention spans have been torn to shreds by social media and this site was built on quick hit content based around idiocy, tits, along with the annual Boston sports championship. But that was an EXTREMELY important and well done video that sums Season 1 much better than a Previously On could since clearly a lot of crazy shit went down and not everyone has time for a full blown rewatch.

Your boy KFC also made a 90 second recap for the billions of people that don't have an attention span longer than a bug's dick.

As well as a Goldilocks "Just Right" five minute version for those with an attention span a bit bigger. We'll say a porcupine's dick worth.

To be honest, I couldn't really rattle off much of what happened in Season 1 off the top of my head other than some light incest, some heavy child birth scenes, the Crab Feeder being an absolute chump despite an awesome name, and Rhaenyra's kid getting killed by his uncle/cousin/whatever the hell is in in that fucked of family tree's dragon. 

So I clearly needed this update in order to be ready for Season 2 on Sunday night, especially since KFC, Robbie, Nick, and myself will once again be broadcasting Game of Stools live immediately after each episode ends on video along with on all podcast feeds the next day. So make sure to subscribe to participate in the chat AKA The High Council and tune into the episode as soon as it starts. I don't know what will happen on the show this year, but we had a blast during Season 1.

I'll also admit that even after that video, I am still kinda clueless on a bunch of shit because there is soooooo much stuff going on. I don't know a lot of people's names and instead call them things like "The people with the white hair" or "The dude sticking the queen on the side". Hell, I don't even know much about the dragons despite them being unequivocally the coolest part of the entire Thrones universe.

Luckily I found this video that breaks things down perfectly, even though I will likely forget all of it by Sunday night.

I also forgot that we got the OG Thrones intro remixed with HotD references, which flat out fucking rules and I can't wait to see how it updates in Season 2.

Despite being Team Black because I am not a freak or a gigantic piece of shit, I have to admit I am intrigued of what kinda twisted stuff The Clubfoot will do since he already has burnt his family to death and got himself off to the sight of the queen's little piggies. Aemond (the crazy dude with the sapphire eye) also has a chance to be the most badass character in the entire series, which is pretty impressive considering Daemon was the baddest boy since Dennis Rodman was throwing Scottie Pippen into the stands.

It's still Fuck The Greens on the old gods and the new though since Otto and Criston Cole are the two biggest cunts to ever set foot in the seven kingdoms (you can say the C word if it's in an English accent like they use in Thrones). Yet I still welcome all the sick and twisted characters we know along with the ones we will inevitably meet since Thrones is still among the best content we get as long as Benioff & Weiss aren't forced to create a story without copying off of George R.R. Martin's paper.

Again, we will be running back Game of Stools live on video immediately after the episode ends as well as in podcast form the next day so subscribe here and let's get ready to get weird while watching dragons!