Nobody Gets It More Than This Kid Who Said He Loves Paul Skenes Because of 'His Mustache and Livvy Dunne'

Yeah, this kid gets it. All the baseball nerds freak out about Paul Skenes having 17 inches of run on his 100 MPH fastball and nonsense like that, but red-blooded American males love this guy because he is the definition of aura. He takes the mound, strikes out 11 or 12 guys over six innings and then leaves the ballpark to head home to Livvy Dunne. That's what it's all about.

Skenes had another good outing today giving up just one run over six innings, but as we've established, that's just a small part of his appeal. Mason Miller has been the best pitcher on the planet this season by a wide margin and nobody really cares because he doesn't have the swagger that you need to become a household name. Skenes oozes it.

This guy is going to be a rockstar for the next 15 years and the youths of America are taking notice.