Chet Hanks Explaining The Drake VS Kendrick Lamar Feud To His Dad (Tom Hanks) Via Text Is Everything You Hope It'd Be And More

"Like if you heard it you would automatically know how to crip walk with a stank face while clutching an Oscar in each hand with Marshawn Lynch." - Chet Hanks to his father, six time Oscar winner, Tom Hanks. 

Truly just an unbelievable exchange. Also, credit where credit is due, Chet explained this beef better than anyone has been to do since it started. Here are the texts...

TL/DR - Kendrick got mad the Drake and J Cole included him in their Big 3 of rap so he put out a diss track. Not sure why no one on the internet could explain that without a 45,000 word blog, but here we are. (No offense Dante). Regardless, I read every single one of Tom's responses in his voice from Big. 

My favorite part of the whole thing was when Chet compared the response of Kendrick calling Drake a pedophile to Tom walking into his old high school. "That was the sonic equivalent of when you took me to your high school in Oakland and we walked in on the basketball game and everybody started going nuts." Gotta put it in terms the old man can understand! 

Anyway, here's the video that put Chet on the map. Never change, Chet. Never change. Enjoy…