WATCH: This Braves Fan Tried To Run From a Cop Outside Truist Park Before Getting DROPPED With a Taser

Man, if this kid had turned on the burners after the broken tackle, he might have had an all-time clip. He wriggled away from the cop like prime Arian Foster and then decided to just jog it out as if he wasn't literally running from the police. If you're going for it, you have to go for it.

I don't know if he thought the cop didn't have a taser or if he just figured it wouldn't be used on a member of the Cobb County Fight Club whose father is clearly an attorney, but he was wrong either way. He went from vertical to horizontal in about half a second. The fall was kinda awesome to watch, though. He looked like Michael Jackson moonwalking, but unfortunately did not have MJ's trick shoes that could have prevented him from ending up with his face on the pavement.

It's a shame this whole thing started with a fight in The Battery, a place where everyone should be having a great time all the time. But this is what happens when every hitter on the Braves is either injured or sucking. The natives are restless.