Something I Never Thought I'd Say: We Got To Hang Out With GWAR A Couple Weeks Ago, And It Was Fucking Awesome. (Alternative Headline: Watch White Sox Dave Deep Throat This Alien Dildo)

A few months ago, we interviewed Joey Valance and Brae at the Barstool Chicago office, and their tour manager and I were shooting the shit off-camera. He is a big fan of Barstool, and our podcast, and casually mentioned that he also helps manage GWAR, before asking if we'd be interested in doing something with them. 

"The blood and cum shooting aliens who want to enslave the human race and also happen to be a hard core metal band? That GWAR?"

Fast forward a couple months and through the genius brain of Corey Rutledge, and the relentless pursuit to being a team player by White Sox Dave, we found ourselves in Richmond, Virginia- home to GWAR's very own namesake bar: GWAR Bar.

I had no idea GWAR had their own bar, and I also had no idea that the food at GWAR Bar was surprisingly good. (I recommend the jizmak n' cheese)

But when we arrived the band was all there and they couldn't have been more accommodating. We hung out all day shooting, while Corey directed us, and had no idea what to expect. 

At one point I was dumping a bucket of blood over my co-host Kenny's head while he did an ad read. 

They got White Sox Dave in full costume. I was suffocated to death. And there was lots of talk about anal sex. 

It's all in the video. 

I highly encourage you to watch. Corey is a genius, and the GWAR guys are fucking hilarious. It came out really, really good. 

Check GWAR out this summer. Their tour kicks off in June.