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Dave Portnoy Has Gotten In The $GME And $AMC Craze And Invested A Million Dollars Into The Two Stocks

FOMO is a dangerous thing, and according to one of the great retail traders of our time Dave Portnoy (who is not a financial advisor btw), it ate him alive today after the latest $GME/$AMC craze when Roaring Kitty appeared from the dead earlier this morning:

This either ends up one of two ways. Dave finds even more generational wealth after missing out on virtually every meme finance craze ever, or he loses a million dollars and talks about it for the next zillion years in his 42 million dollar Nantucket compound. If I know one thing about Dave over the 6 years of me working for him, it's that he's not a paper hands little bitch. Call me a glazer all you want.

He's in it for the long haul and the only thing we've got left to do is wait and "get nuts" with Portnoy and Kitty. That sounds like a winning presidential campaign duo but instead we're just hoping $GME takes us to that yacht party he promised DDTG investors. See you on the moon.