Nobody Has Ever Been More OK After Being Sentenced to Prison Time Than Big Baby Davis, Who Says He's Going To Get Ripped Because He Can't Eat Burgers Now

If you watched this video with no sound, you'd think this was a man on his way to get a nice steak dinner and a blowjob afterwards. As it turns out, it's Glen "Big Baby" Davis after being sentenced to 40 months in prison for a scheme to defraud the NBA's insurance plan.

I'm sure he's not exactly being sent to ADX Florence, but you'd think most people would be despondent about being sent to any prison. Good for Big Baby for being able to look on the bright side, I guess. The guys currently playing basketball in the yard at whatever establishment Davis ends up at are probably much more upset about their next three and a half years than Big Baby seems to be at the moment. That first week of prison food might be able to change his attitude about not being able to eat burgers anymore, though.

I hope Big Baby has a nice time on the inside. Maybe he really will come out ripped and potentially make a run at one of the greatest comeback stories we've ever seen. No more Popeyes for a while.