You Won't Believe What Happened After This Fella Proclaimed That Foxes Are Friendly Creatures

So this is going viral today and I have quite a few questions. This is a Nicky Smokes ass take but there are inhabited lands where foxes are just roaming around in the wild like this? Why do I feel like it would be kinda cool to have foxes roaming around New York City instead of rats everywhere? Can foxes be pets? Probably not after seeing this video, but why don't we talk about foxes more?

Also, I'm not a foxologist (definitely a word) but why does this bite look like nothing? He gave him a love tap. Do foxes have rabies? Why does the guy recording have the laugh of a baby? These are all questions that we probably won't get answers to. Also, since when did foxes have staunch defenders like this fella? You also can't convince me that animals don't understand English because there's comedic timing and then whatever this is.

I think we got rid of word counts at Barstool for blogs considering we put out 50 word ones all the time now, so let me pick on my dear friend Nicky Smokes again and try writing this like he would:

"On god this fox wanted all the smoke. He ran that dude's 1s faster than he could even get a word out. Type shit that was crazy. Imagine the rizz if you had a pet fox? Chicks would throw that ass in a circle if you had a little Swiper pet. Speaking of which, that show Dora was SPECIAL. Those things are on go mode 24/7 like they just railed an 8 ball. I'm at my word count so peace out and swiper no swiping."

How'd I do?