Wild Video Of A Trapper Getting Absolutely Tossed By An Alligator

UPI News - A 9-foot alligator wandered up to a Florida elementary school and managed to buck a trapper off its back before being safely corralled.

Witnesses Carolynn Jones and Mark Detrio captured video when the gator wandered onto the grounds of an elementary school in Wesley Chapel, prompting a response from a trapper contracted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Absolutely as close a call as it gets folks. This thing was inches from making his midsection a lunch special. Balls, dick, stomach, all in one bite. Damn shit like this will make you queasy. Thank heavens everyones okay, but my God we almost witnessed a massacre. It's such a sick world you know the maniac filming was almost hoping he watched the gator take a chomp out to increase his view counts. Sick world. 

The question I have here is how do they decide the rotation when trapping one of these animals and removing it who gets to stand there with the wires, and who has to be the poor sap climbing on the back. Because the latter of the two sounds like it sucks. I can see it now,

 "Ok Joe you are the low man in terms of seniority so any time there's a situation where one of us could potentially die ... you have to climb on the back of the animal and almost get eaten."

 "OK boss and how long does this go on?"

 "Well technically forever until we get someone new." 

"Ok boss did you ever think we are a team and we should split up the duties like this? "

"Nah fuck that." 

Just a brutal spot for the guy on the back. This is why I give people like Sidney Wells or animal safety people credit, how on earth do people get this close to animals that can kill you and willingly go into this situations. Running with the bulls, swimming with sharks, wrestling gators ... nut bags. I rather blog about it from my couch. Good luck to you maniacs.