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Colton Sissons Should Be Publicly Executed for Missing This Empty Net Goal and Effectively Ending the Predators' Season

Holy fuck, I want Colton Sissons in prison. Under the prison. Worse things that I can't type.

What the fuck just happened?! It was 3-1 Preds with 3:00 left and then 4:00 of game time later, the Canucks won 4-3. I've had half an hour to process and I still have whiplash from how quickly this series went from tied 2-2 to 3-1 Vancouver after every player in gold shit down their legs at the same time.

Everything that happened in the last few minutes of regulation and the lone minute of overtime was a disaster, but none of it matters if Sissons had just guided the puck into a wide open net. The Canucks players that were near him weren't even really trying to stop him! They had accepted defeat!

I've seen some disgusting Preds playoff losses, but other than the games that were stolen by the refs in the 2017 Stanley Cup Final, this is right up there at the top. The Canucks were on their third-string goalie who had played like 10 NHL games ever and they had scored one goal in the first 57 minutes of the game. I still can't believe it.

When this series ends in 48 hours, Sissons will volunteer to be tarred and feathered on Broadway if he has an ounce of integrity.