Billie Eilish Says That "People Should Be Jerking It, Man" And Tells Rolling Stone That She Likes To Masturbate In Front Of Her Mirror

Breaking news here out of the Billie Eilish camp this morning. I was wondering why she was the top trend next to "Reggie Bush gets his Heisman back" and "TikTok ban bill passed in Senate", and let's just say this is probably not what I expected. Some of you may be unfamiliar with Billie, but the best way to put it is that she's your favorite artist's favorite artist. She's one of the biggest artists on the planet and somehow has nearly 120 million followers on Instagram in what feels like a short 4 years of fame:

Part of what makes her great is her candid responses to not only music but clearly everything else too. Rolling Stone asks her about her day and how an artist and someone dealing with unheard of levels of fame deals with stress in a profile piece? Well, Billie told them straight up:

"People should be jerking it, man" sounds like a parody Twitter page. Just look at this graphic:

If you're someone who takes advice, and especially from that of people who are wildly successful, then perhaps Billie's wisdom is for you. And for what it's worth, you don't have to be an audiophile to realize she makes some bangers:

I could go full Nicky Smokes here and talk about like "post nut clarity" or some other Gen Z term but I digress. I'm also no scientist, but clarity from masturbation seems to be at least sort of a real thing. And I know a lot of people on the internet are mad that they keep interviewing celebrities and they're being too forward, but I say let Billie and the others cook. They don't boo nobodies!