Deshaun Watson Must Have Gotten A BAG To Send These Tweets And Videos He's Making About Saudi Arabia's Royal Highness

For the first time in my life, I am speechless. I'm really not sure what I'm supposed to say about this tweet, so I guess I'll start with the truth: I had to triple-check to make sure that this was (A) real and (B) not him being hacked. I'm not going to sit here and act like I understand the ins-and-outs of the relations between the United States and Saudi Arabia, or really anything political in general, but I do know that when certain golfers decided to leave the PGA Tour to go play for LIV that the world almost ended that day. I recall the word "white-washing" being thrown around like it was a pigskin at a tailgate in the Muni Lot. So I guess my point is, ummm, what the fuck is Deshaun Watson doing tweeting at "His Royal Highness" thanking him for his generosity and hopsitality? Using terms like "God willing" and "may peace be with you". I'll take Shit Deshaun Did Not Tweet Himself for a billion dollars, Alex.

....Deshaun Watson HAD to get a bag for that tweet, right? Like.....millions. Billions? Did Saudi Arabia pay Deshaun Watson a trillion dollars to tweet that? And the last couple may have been hyperbole, but I'd have to think the price tag was pretty steep for this very staged interaction with the Royal Highness.

Bro, what the fuck is going on. I'm sitting here researching to see if he has like a Saudi mother or something that would explain this connection, but I'm kind of lost? I just asked the most knowledgable person on the most random things, Liam Blutman, if he knew what this could be about and his response was, "It's possible one of his massagers was from there?" His words, not mine. But from this video he made, he mentioned zero hints of what the connection is other than he loves the hospitality and has "many more" trips planned ahead. 

Deshaun get your ass back in the rehab room / film room and out of whatever you're doing. Did the NFL Marketing team choose to send….DESHAUN WATSON….to Saudi Arabia to improve the view of the country and perhaps do some football work there? If so, that guy needs to be fired. Deshaun Watson and Saudi Arabia is perhaps the least popular combination you could possibly concoct. 

Official Stance: Weird. ** But if Saudi Arabia is looking to pay big money to improve their blogger relations, my DMs are open.