Thai Hockey Team Flat Out Refuses To Call Off The Dogs, Shit Pumps Kuwait 57-0 At World Qualifier
The thing about hockey games is that they're 60 minutes long. Now I don't know how much you guys know about numbers, but 57 is pretty dang close to 60. Meaning these WEAPONS from Thailand scored a goal damn near every minute of the game.
At some point after the 30th goal or so, you'd figure they'd just try to kill some time and get the game over with. I have a feeling there's no running clock situation in IIHF sanctioned games, so maybe you'd try to burn a few minutes off the clock just cycling the puck through the offensive zone. A 2-0 lead is the worst lead in hockey, but I think you're pretty safe at 30-0. Time to call off the dogs a little and put that game into cruise control, right?
Wrong.
Team Thailand don't give a rats ass. They're not out here to make friends. They're not out here to show any signs of mercy. If you have the audacity to even step out onto the ice against Team Thailand, then you better bring your own lube. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO SHOTS. Credit to the Kuwait tendy, that's a 65-save performance out of the young fella. But 122-1 shots might be the most ludicrous thing I've ever seen in a hockey game. Also, here's the shot chart from the game. Kuwait's only shot came from below the goal line.
Looks like low blocker was the scouting report for the Thai shooters. Sick puppies. They know that's where the money is made.
P.S. -- #2 on Kuwait can play for my team any day of the week. That's a man you don't want to go into the corners against.
