Husband Cheats On Wife Dozens of Times So That His "Body Count" Matches With His Spouse's Promiscuous (Hoe) Phase

Chaps4/22/2024 6:50 PM

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My husband kept cheating on me to beat my body count
This is honestly SO stupid this whole entire situation is the dumbest thing I’ve ever been through but I need really need to talkMy husband and I met when we were in our mid 20s. In my late teens-early 20s I went through a promiscuous phase. I had sex with probably 30 something men by the time I was 23yo. My husband’s body count was just 9 and my husband always been insecure about it but my husband was the one that asked “how many people have you had sex with” and I was honest about it because my husband didn’t seem like the person to judge but he was grossed out and said “that’s really gross you let that many dicks inside you”I didn’t think my husband would care so much about this and I regret telling him my actual body count but we worked past that and we never talked about my body count again. It’s never been a discussion ever again. 7 years married, we don’t have childrenBut over the past 5 years my husband has been having sex with other women and he can’t stop. I just found out about his affairs several months ago. He started cheating on me when he was overseas and he was on dating apps having casual sex.

It’s so crazy because EVERYONE from his work knows that he’s married and no one cared to tell me what my husband was doing overseas. He was deployed 3 times and he used that time to have sex with other women. He’s probably surpassed by body count honestly I don’t understand why women actually want to have sex with him knowing he’s married. One girl even messaged him and said “I’m going to replace your wife” and he texted back saying “oh are you now?”

LIKE WHAT THE F?I’m in shock. Why did you do this to me? We have been married 7 years and built a life together. If you wanted act single then why didn’t you get a divorce?He could never get over my body count. It was silently killing him on the inside. I guess it hurt his ego. He told me that he admits he wasn’t as desirable to women when he was in his 20s and now that he’s in his 30s and has more life experience and he’s older women now find him more attractive especially after working out he’s had more attention from the opposite gender. I’m just like OK?? But you’re married and he said he shouldn’t have gotten married in his 20s. He says it’s unfair for him to say no to all the girls that want him now when they didn’t want him before. He told me he realized women like older men who are more established in their career and I believe him and I also noticed they like stealing other girls husbands as well!ANYWAYS.

The divorce is finalized I just received my paperwork. I also been back in the states. He’s still in Europe getting his dick wet. I stupidly contacted him a few days ago when I was drunk and he told me to get help and then he blocked me on everything. I hate him so much but I’m still not over this. I know I need therapy, but I just don’t have the money for that. I’m unemployed and been staying with my family until I get back on my feet again.

I love the fact that this is a military-centric story because once I read the headline, I knew this had to be a military couple. I was not disappointed.

What a world.

What logic.

What gaslighting.

This dude is out there fuckin and fuckin and fuckin while he's in a foreign country. He's, in the words of his former wife, getting his dick wet on deployment. Now, don't get me wrong. Military folks are known for fuckin when they are out of the country. Hell, lots cheat on their spouse and lots of spouses cheat on the active duty members. It might be the single greatest trope in all things marriage and military. They be cheatin.

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But the reasoning here is fuckin hilarious.

Maybe I'm a little jaded by being married for 15 years but you absolutely cant use "well, you were out there getting railed before I knew you so I should be able to have as much puss as you did dick. Youre ran though and my dick is a pathetic little virgin cock." If you wanna put that in the pre-nup, knock yourself out. But seven years into the marriage when there are kids involved? That is what we call in the biz "hazardously horny."

LIKE WHAT THE F?I’m in shock. Why did you do this to me? We have been married 7 years and built a life together. If you wanted act single then why didn’t you get a divorce?He could never get over my body count.

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I'm a firm believer that body count is something you should never talk about. Just keep that shit all bottled up. After all, what good can come from that? 3 people is fine but 6 isn't? 9 is ok but I draw the line at 13? It's dumb. Nothing will be the same after you share that sexy little nugget. If you're monogamous, you likely don't want to think about anybody stickin or lickin where you typically stick or lick. That's a shared zone between the two of you.

You certainly can't play catch up. It's not like when your buddies get to the bar a little bit before you so you start sluggin Pirate Water by the bucket to catch up. Nope, if one person is ahead in the count, the other can't start taking balls. It doesn't work that way.

He’s probably surpassed my body count honestly I don’t understand why women actually want to have sex with him knowing he’s married

Now this is naive. If I had a nickel for every time some scandalous lady tried to jump my dick, I'd have a pocket full of dimes. These hoes love a married man. That should be no surprise.

More importantly, there are LOTS of countries in the world where an American military member can get married in like a week to someone who is just trying to get to America. Dont believe me? Well, there's not much I can do to prove it but several of my friends are married or were married to people whose first language was Japanese or Korean. That cant be an outlier.