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Arkansas Is Desperate, Scared: A Report Is Out There With A Rumor That Jerry Jones Is Willing To Pay Double For UK Commits To Follow Calipari

Wait a minute, you're telling me I'm supposed to be scared or upset that Jerry Jones is doing this? That Jerry Jones, the guy who hasn't won in 30 years, can't put together a team that wins in the clutch, is now offering to pay double to flip guys from Kentucky? That's fucking hilarious. That's how scared Arkansas is. That's how terrified they are of this

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Actually, you know what? Go ahead Jerry. Pay double for all these guys. John Calipari has never failed, for sure never failed recently, with a group of talented freshmen in the NCAA Tournament. Can't think of one time that John Calipari had a team of a bunch of 5-stars and failed to get out of the first weekend. That's what makes this report even funnier to me. John Calipari getting talent on the roster was never the problem. We know the list of names, he was always going to bring top recruits whether Jerry Jones was involved or not. The problem is, you know, coaching when a game matters. 

I keep saying it. Arkansas fans are going to feel great because Cal knows what to say, especially early on at a place. They are the same fanbase who mocked Kentucky for losing early, continuing to recruit freshmen, not hit the portal correctly or grow a team. That's who they get now. They are basically taking Kentucky's roster and just slapping Arkansas on it this year. 

Oh no! Jerry Jones is going to pay players. Yeah, that's the recipe for success. The Chicken Man, Jerry Jones, go ahead and get all the rich people together. Can't wait to see this new idea of giving John Calipari the most talented 5-stars. Never been done before, no idea how it will play out.