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Only Fans Stars Bonnie Blue & Leilani May Made $250k By Having Sex with 122 Spring Breakers in Cancun

Yahoo - Bonnie Blue flew to Cancun last month to film more spicy content with US college students during Spring Break, saying it was her mission to sleep with 100 Spring Breakers while on the X-rated trip and generate at least $200,000.

Upon returning to Australia last week, she revealed that she not only met her goal, but she surpassed it by having experienced 122 Spring Breakers and made at least $250,000 from her trip to Mexico.

Bonnie, who hit up Cancun along with fellow content creator Leilani May, said that she and Leilani were so in demand with the boys that there were queues outside their hotel room on more than one occasion and that in some videos you could hear people banging on the door wanting to come in.

Imagine the time you'd have in Cancun, Mexico with Bonnie Blue and Leilaini May on the scene and open for business. You and the boys take a much needed spring break vacay after 2 months of grueling undergrad coursework at Arizona State. You buy up all the Dave Portnoy branded High Noon's Mexico has to offer. You hang out on the beach drinking them responsibly with your best friends and your Dave Portnoy avatar that comes with the QR code on the side of the High Noon box. 

But then after a few hours in the sun, once you're feeling really responsible, instead of being forced shoot your shot with a group of girls from Texas State, you can simply venture over to the 4th floor of the Grand Oasis where there's a line of 100 lads awaiting their turn to fuck the hot Australians. What a treat. No social skills or any ability what so ever to speak to a woman is needed in order to have extremely irresponsible sex. All you need is a condom and a willingness to wait in a line for 3-6 hours with some of the drunkest, horniest dudes the world has to offer. Classic college spring break shenanigans.

It's just good to see that while cities like Miami are cracking down on spring break behavior, issuing PSA's discouraging people from visiting their city, there are still places like Cancun where woman can open up shop in a hotel room and make a few year's salary in the span of a few weeks without having to leave bed. That's the American Mexican dream right there.

What an incredibly sad plane ride back to the states for those brave, horny men who dared to wait and line and follow through with the intercourse. That can't be a proud moment. And if the shame doesn't hit them on the plane ride home, then just give it a few weeks. Maybe even give it a few years. But someday in the future while they're taking a morning shower, the memory of that hotel room from Spring Break Cancun 2024 is going to pop in their minds and it will bring them to their knees. And if they were one of the lucky guys who made the final cut for their Only Fans, their moment in the sun will live on in video form for the rest of time.

Either way, I admire these girls entrepreneurial sprits. They're using the gifts god gave them to make their nut (no pun intended), and I'm sure they're not stopping any time soon. As this rate, they'll be retired by age 35. Either retired, or dead from some sort of lethal AIDS + syphilis combo.

Viva Cancun!