Gronk Threw Out Today’s First Pitch At Fenway As Only Gronk Could

Sure Big Rob could have thrown that one straight down the pike, probably touching high 70s, low 80s. But that gets watched once and forgotten about amongst the annals of all other average first pitches ever. 

Rob G doesn’t do average anything though. 

There’s a famous saying that says “dance with the one you came with”. It means don’t change what got you there. Gronk’s been spiking shit through the Earth’s crust since day 1. Travis Kelce can try his damndest to be like Rob, but everybody knows it’s Rob’s Signature Trademark. 

Why would we expect anything else?

Marathon Monday (today) is one of the best days of the year in Boston. The Red Sox lining up Gronk, who is also today’s Boston Marathon Grand Marshall, to throw this out this morning might be the only thing they’ve done and do right all season long. So let Boston fans enjoy this. 

It’s going to be a long season.

Never change Gronk, never change.

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