Popular Streamer Kai Cenat Is In An Online War And Says He's Suing An OnlyFans Model Who Claims He Paid Her $5,000 For Sex

So the number one trend on Twitter last night wasn't Scottie Scheffler winning the Masters, Billy Joel's concert getting cut off at Madison Square Garden DURING Piano Man, but some online beef between one of the biggest streamers on the planet and an OnlyFans model who is trying to "expose" him for paying her for sex. That's a sentence that would make the great poets of the 1800's like Walt Whitman and Edgar Allen Poe quiver. But that's the world we live in now. 

When you ask any kid what they want to be when they grow up, it's no longer a police officer, doctor, astronaut, or Greenie recap blogger. They want to be Twitch streamers. They've got some of the biggest influence on the entire planet and that's evident anytime you hop on social media. So let me try explaining what we've got going on here:

It started when this OnlyFans model posted a photo of Kai Cenat naked in bed after what I would assume to be an intense session of reading a Pat blog. She said he wouldn't pay her "hush money", which is presumed to be an extra $5,000 on top of the (alleged) $5,000 she already got. Kai Cenat went on stream last night and put those rumors to rest, saying he's taking her to court and showed his Apple Pay transactions where Miss Congeniality was not present:

He then responded by saying he's already purchased the domain name of the woman with videos showing the lies she told:

Kai also said she signed a non-disclosure agreement which protected him from discussing details of their fateful encounter watching Picks Central, and is grounds for him to sue after he recorded her admitting to taking the photos of him asleep in bed. In the interest of fairness, here's Layla's response showing a screen recording of her, again, alleging, that he did send that $5,000 through Apple Pay:

Now, you may be asking… why should we care? 

That's a question I've been trying to figure out nearly four hundred words into this blog. You shouldn't and I shouldn't, but unfortunately, much like sex selling, and not in whatever sense she's claiming, drama sells and this is the definition of it. So I'll make it my life mission, filled with a desire for pageviews and a degree in journalism, to bring you whatever conclusion this may bring. And the only thing we know is that it will not be pretty.

P.S. Funny is funny: