The Sixers Honored Allen Iverson With The Smallest Statue Known To Man
This is what happens when your owner decides to go out and buy a football team. Before Josh Harris bought the Commies, he would have commissioned a statue for Allen Iverson that would rival the Rocky statue at the Art Museum. Heck, it would put the Rocky statue out of business.
But now that he's got that godforsaken football team draining his bank account, this is the best the Sixers could do. A statue for ants to honor one of the greatest players to ever throw on a Sixers uniform. One of the most influential players this city has ever seen. Rarely do Philly athletes get love and adoration by fans outside of the city, but Allen Iverson was one of the rare exceptions that everybody seemed to love. How many Philly jerseys do you see people outside of this area wear? I'd go ahead and put that number at 1, and it's always going to be an Iverson jersey.
The statue itself looks pretty good. At least they didn't hit him with the Cristiano Ronaldo treatment and just have some 4th grader sculpt it as their art class project. But it needs to be at least...3 times bigger than this.