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The Type Of Analysis We Need: Nobody Has Ever Broken Down Superstar Jalen Brunson's Game Better And More Accurately Than Larry David

I shouldn't have to put superstar in the headline, but it's the only accurate way to describe Jalen Brunson. Too many people forget to list his name when we're talking about the great players in the league right now. He's just that. But this is more than Brunson. This is more than having the Celtics quit at home. This is more than the 40-point games in a row or outscoring the Celtics himself for an extended period of time.

This is the NBA analysis of Larry David. 

This is the most accurate NBA analysis of a player you'll get. Forget any sort of ghost screen, elevator, floppy, zoom action. Larry David knows how Jalen Brunson plays the game. He slithers in there. Then he flies back and scores. He's not wrong. I mean, he does have the pick and roll 3. He has the Mark Jackson backdown if he wants it. But I will only think of Jalen Brunson as being a slithery dude with Larry David. 

I love it. Everyone keeps talking about Jalen Brunson's athleticism. It doesn't matter! Josh Hart is there to mock him for dunk attempts. All we care about is the fact we have a superstar trying to will us to the 2 seed right now. All I know is we need Larry David to mimic Jalen Brunson's game more. He's got it down perfect. Ball knower even.