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John Calipari Quit On His Team, Deserves All The Blame For Losing - Reportedly Was Looking At Leaving Since February, Wanted The OSU Job

You know what? I read this and immediately say, good get the fuck out. This is me walking in on John Calipari on all 4s cheating on me. This is the part of the story where I get pissed off. I'm throwing his clothes out the window, I'm burning pictures, because if he was ready to do this shit in February and we lost to Jack fucking Gohlke, it's his fault even more. The man was so worried about finding other jobs, he couldn't even read one goddamn scouting report. 

The more I think about it, the more fine I am with all of this. Maybe it's part of the divorce stage, I don't know. Maybe it's the fact I'm doing the whole coaching search in my head and that works out just fine for me every time. But Calipari needed to go. Reports like this just solidify the fact. Looking at leaving since February when you had a team competing for a SEC title and top seed. SEE YA JACKASS. 

I think I'd rather him at Ohio State than Arkansas. At least he's out of my conference then, plus all the Ohio State fans I know would have to start taking a lot of things back - looking at you, Titus. I also know it's no shocking to hear a coach was looking at leaving before he was. It's the world we live in. But why do the whole awkward TV interview with Mitch Barnhart talking about how you want to leave Kentucky in a better spot, you're committed, etc. You quit. You were always going to quit. 

I love that Calipari is complaining about the lack of support from fans, etc. Dude, all we want is to fucking win. When you promise us wins by pointing at the next shiny thing and lose to St. Peter's and Oakland, you're going to get backlash. Welcome to Kentucky basketball. Welcome to any major college sports team. All you had to do was win and not lose in embarrassing fashion while talking down to fans. Pretty simple! 

Not my problem anymore. Sure it's the biggest story in the sport and is somehow overshadowing the national title game now. But he's not my problem. Enjoy your honeymoon phase, Arkansas.