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Take It Or Figure Out How To Win In March Again - Reports Are Out There Saying Arkansas Is In Talks To Hire John Calipari

And from the Kentucky side

So this is a thing we're doing on a Sunday night. Can't even let me just sit back and calmly enjoy Reigns vs Cody. From what I've been told is this has legs. No one knows for sure, Cal keeps a lot of stuff close, but it has legs. You know what? Either fucking take it or figure out how to win games in March. It's that simple. That's how I feel about it. I'd obviously much rather it be USC or UCLA or Arizona or some job like that, not one in the SEC. I'm ready for the divorce, I've made that pretty clear. I don't want to go to therapy, I don't want to catch Calipari reverting back to his old shit when it matters. Just give me the divorce papers, but don't leave me for the neighbor I fucking hate. Go move to the West coast and stay out of my life. 

Stop the flirting, stop giving me the gifts of 5-stars. Either figure out how the hell to win when it matters again or get out of here. That's how I look at this. You want to go to Arkansas? Fine. Leave. Don't use this to gauge fan response or anything. Kentucky has won titles with 5 different coaches, this isn't a program built on Calipari. Don't get me wrong if Calipari is still my head coach in November I'll be cheering to go undefeated and win every title. You'd be a goddamn idiot not to do that and just be 'right' about Calipari as a Kentucky fan. 

Just make the decision already. I don't want to keep seeing reports that he's interested in a job whenever a decent one opens up. Take it or figure out the team. Until this is official, that's my stance on Calipari. I just want to win.