PHILLY PORN: Joel Embiid Announced Back For The Sixers As Bryce Harper Instantly Goes Yard For The First THREE Times Of The Year

BAM! How about this for some Tuesday night happiness. Joel Hans Embiid goes from being the potential back to back MVP to out with a knee injury for 6-8 weeks to possibly being out for the year to surprisingly "Ramping Up" to actually playing about 24 hours later. Sure, he's limited tonight at home vs. the #1 seed in the West with no Maxey so keep those insta expectations in the pants. But this simply means the Sixers 2023-2034 season is officially A) Not pointless and 2) Could get spicy. Extra spicy. I don't care if they're probably going to be in The Play In. You really wanna face this team with a healthy(ish) Embiid? Exactly. The Big Man is a certified gamechanger on the court already: 

As for Harper, good to see the MVP finally get on the board for the season. Also gotta love a little announcer mush karma. The Kruker was the wisest with his words last night before Steer's extra inning salami: 

Oh, and Bryce followed up his first bomb of the season with his second. And his third which just happened to be a grand slam. Why? Because he's the fucking MV3. That's why. 

Now get the Flyers in the playoffs before Torts take all his player's souls and everything will be gravy. Take it in. Things are going to be just fine. Good Lord willing.